Zombie Will Think for Food

So…who of you have seen I Am Legend?

If you haven’t, for shame—what would Will Smith think? Here’s the basic premise for the movie, via Wikipedia:

The story opens in 2012, and a series of flashbacks and recorded news programs reveal that three years earlier a genetically re-engineered measles virus, originally created as a cure for cancer, mutated into a lethal strain, which rapidly infected humans and some animal species.

By the end of the first year, more than 90% of the planet’s human population died; over 9% were infected, but did not die. These survivors degenerated into a primal, aggressive state and began to react painfully to UV radiation, forcing them to hide in buildings and other dark places during the day.

Basically, trying to cure cancer causes a freak race of vampire zombies. Fact: you do NOT try to tell cancer what to do or it will eff your shit UP, like, globally.

So, you can imagine my alarm upon seeing THIS being advertised on the Davidson front page.

Chris Anderson. Remember his name. You know, so when the zombie vampires come to feast on the flesh of your family, you’ll know whose name to curse.