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So. Who would win in a fight to the death: an astronaut or a caveman?
Note: the astronaut is not wearing his space suit. Dude is just a guy in jeans and a NASA t-shirt. The fight itself takes place in a Hypothetical Death Match Arena, an air-conditioned, domed enclosure located in the Sahara Desert. No weapons.
My vote?
Today, I turned 23. I’m now officially well into my (gulp) early twenties.
I had such a great day today, but seeing as though this isn’t a LiveJournal (blogging is SERIOUSLY BIDDNESS), I’m going to share with you a single, shimmering highlight from my day.
Famed young adult author Lurlene McDaniel wished me a happy birthday on myspace today.
I could elaborate but…I think I won’t. I think you should just go check out the titles of some of her books on The Wikipedia and bask in what you find there. Lurlene is a really sweet woman that happens to have an obsession with giving fictional teenagers cancer.
And when you’re done, check out how cute I was back before I became a twenty-something. Ah, 1989, if not for the bangs, you’d be my best hair year ever.
I’ve been out of town on biddness earlier this week, hence the silent blog. Since I’ll be traveling down souf to go see Nikki tomorrow, doesn’t seem likely that I’ll be sharing any startling insights into the human condition (or early 90s television) until after Memorial Day.
So since I cannot sate your appetite for my dazzling wit, I offer this, a bitchin’ YouTube tribute video to the 2007-08 Davidson Basketball season. Enjoy and remember: next year in Jerusalem!
As some of you may have heard through a string of mumbled and/or texted profanities, I have computer issues at work. To outline them here would be boring, but typically, my work computer doesn’t like for me to have more than one thing open at time, which can be overwhelmingly rage-inducing.
Freeze ups and shut downs and restarts, oh my! My favorite hang-up at work recently was the following (click to bigafy):
Aw heeeeeeell naw. Ain’t nobody tell Microsoft Outlook what to do! I know this, because I wound up having to restart in order to get anywhere.
Anyway, it’s graduation weekend coming up, so everyone pull out your flat hats and black robes and get ready for a nostagiafest about the fact that we’ve been officially irrelevant for a whole year now! High five!
