Zombie Will Think for Food

So this is something that I was thinking about when I was in Pittsburgh, and after some mild deliberation amongst my family, I’ve decided to open up the question to you all:

I wants it.

If you could see any fictional band in concert, who would it be and why?

The Hypothetical Perfect Concert was occasionally a topic for discussion in my Intro to Poetry Writing class, where you pick any musician, dead or alive, and create your Perfect Concert, complete with opening acts and the headliner.

But you all know how I feel about reality! So! Fictional bands. Go.

On my short list of opening act considerations:

• Wyld Stallyns
• The Weird Sisters
• The Beets
• 2Gether

The main act is a clear choice, in my opinion. Check it!

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Obvs.

So what say you? Check out this handy Wikipedia list if you’re drawing a blank and leave your thoughts in the comments.