“The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.”

So this is something that I was thinking about when I was in Pittsburgh, and after some mild deliberation amongst my family, I’ve decided to open up the question to you all:

I wants it.

If you could see any fictional band in concert, who would it be and why?

The Hypothetical Perfect Concert was occasionally a topic for discussion in my Intro to Poetry Writing class, where you pick any musician, dead or alive, and create your Perfect Concert, complete with opening acts and the headliner.

But you all know how I feel about reality! So! Fictional bands. Go.

On my short list of opening act considerations:

The main act is a clear choice, in my opinion. Check it!

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Obvs.

So what say you? Check out this handy Wikipedia list if you’re drawing a blank and leave your thoughts in the comments.

10 Comments »

  1. Dave said,

    August 5, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

    Oh man, i dont know why i couldnt think of this until now, but from Cheech and Chong, Los Guys. From Metalocalypse, Dethklok and Spinal Tap if they count.

  2. Jo-el said,

    August 5, 2008 @ 4:47 pm

    Clearly, Zack Morris’s “Zack Attack” is the only acceptable answer.

  3. Uncle B said,

    August 5, 2008 @ 5:52 pm

    Spinal Tap ftw. Turn it up to 11.

    Eddy and the Crusiers - Runner up

  4. Debbie said,

    August 5, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

    Didn’t even have to refer to Wikipedia to come up with Eddie and the Cruisers. Rob’s friend Kevin offered up The Wonders, from the movie “That Thing You Do” and Jessie and the Rippers from “Full House. All three are excellent selections!

  5. Rachel said,

    August 5, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

    OH MY GOD I FORGOT DINGOES ATE MY BABY FORGIVE ME JOSS I’M SO SOOOOOOORRY.

  6. ravenclawesome said,

    August 5, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

    I CAN’T BELIEVE JOEL BEAT ME TO ZACK ATTACK. I WAS JUST GOING TO PUT THAT. Yeah, and forgetting about the Dingos?? Poor form, Rachel. Also, I must mention “Jesse and the Rippers.” Oh yeah.

    BUT my top pick might have to be Downtown Sasquatch. God I loved Degrassi. God, I STILL love Craig. Even though he got Manny pregnant. And you should love DS for Jimmy. JIMMY, Rachel.

    PS. I don’t believe 2gether can qualify as “fake.” They were real. Very real. Real enough to DIE OF CANCER! *cries!*

  7. Sierra A. Mike said,

    August 6, 2008 @ 9:30 am

    Faith +1
    Dethklok (assuming I’m outside of the range of anything that can kill me)
    Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
    Spinal Tap
    The Cantina Band from Mos Eisley (forgetting the name at the moment)
    Stillwater

  8. Jo-el said,

    August 6, 2008 @ 11:17 am

    Sorry LEDELL!!

    “Friends Forever”? I sure hope so.

  9. Sierra A. Mike said,

    August 6, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

    Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes! That’s the name!

    Also, can’t forget “You-Know-Who” and his band from Preacher.
    Cylon and Garfunkel or Beck & Bender from “Futurama.”
    The Rutles
    And the nerdiest possible choice … Vic Fontaine.

  10. Pete said,

    August 11, 2008 @ 1:57 pm

    Copy and paste!

    Nuf said!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQh5sKX5lkc

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